Read and Learn
After talking to my buddy, Elmo, i somehow was directed to his girlfriend's blog, in seach of answers to the question; 'what can i get her for christmas?'. Surprisingly, i was met by a site that held a large amount of wisdomous pearls to do with the males with whom we share this earth. And now i'm sharing them with you, so that you can know what to look for/what you should be doing to keep everyone happy! Oh, this goes for guy-friends, just as much as boy-friends! Not everything relates to romance, you know :P
Things A Guy Should Know
**Looking in a girls eyes are a major weakness, but they love it - so do it!**
1. If you like her .. ASK HER OUT already! But also give it time! Joy for the happy medium.
2. When you hug her, put your arms AROUND her WAIST and hold her close.
3. When you walk next to her, get as CLOSE as you can to her.
4. If she's the only one in your life, TELL HER. NOBODY can hear that too much.
5. ALWAYS let her know how much you like her, love her, think about her. She needs to hear it. 6. Give her presents and cards for no reason, SHE WILL RETURN THE FAVOR... ALWAYS. So the fact that you get pressies too should be an added incentive!
7. If she hangs up on you, CALL HER RIGHT BACK. no doubt it was your fault :P
8. ALWAYS offer to pay; if she says NO twice, then let her pay but make a deal that you get to pay next time (date offer too!).
9. KISS her lightly every chance you get.
10. Look in her eyes and KISS HER on the lips, forehead, or nose.
11. If she says she's cold, DON'T be an idiot and say "me too" and stand there; give her your jacket or just simply hold her in your arms.
12. DON'T force her to do anything she's not comfortable with. Ever.
13. Invite her to dinner or to somewhere where you can TALK, instead of the movies.
14. Try not to ask her if she's mad at you EVERY TIME you speak to her.
15. Always tell her you LOVE her ONLY if you really mean it.
16. DON'T pressure her to do anything she isn’t READY to do. When she is ready, she will let you know. She just wants everything to be more SPECIAL and PERFECT. So appreciate what she does do with you.
17. DON'T go and tell your friends anything that happens between you two, because it will hurt her and make her mad...and it will NEVER happen again.
18. CALL HER... girls love to be called or just send little text messages to them, this will make them think about you alllllll day!
Little Facts About Girls
When a GIRL is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
When a GIRL is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds, she is not at all fine.
When a GIRL stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a GIRL lays on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a GIRL says I love you, she means it.
When a GIRL says "i miss you", NO ONE in this world can miss you more than that...
Things To Tell A Chick
1. Tell her she is beautiful or gorgeous (not fine, or sexy).
2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if it's just for a second.
3. Kiss her on the forehead/neck. Just because.
4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5. When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
7. Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
8. Write her notes (she loves them, no matter what she says).
9. Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.
10. Play with her hair.
11. Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.
12. Sit in the park and just talk to her.
13. Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her.
16. Give her piggyback rides.
17. Bring her flowers.
18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile.
20. Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants. She wants to show you off!
21. Kiss her in the rain.
22. If your in love with her . . . tell her.
After talking to my buddy, Elmo, i somehow was directed to his girlfriend's blog, in seach of answers to the question; 'what can i get her for christmas?'. Surprisingly, i was met by a site that held a large amount of wisdomous pearls to do with the males with whom we share this earth. And now i'm sharing them with you, so that you can know what to look for/what you should be doing to keep everyone happy! Oh, this goes for guy-friends, just as much as boy-friends! Not everything relates to romance, you know :P
Things A Guy Should Know
**Looking in a girls eyes are a major weakness, but they love it - so do it!**
1. If you like her .. ASK HER OUT already! But also give it time! Joy for the happy medium.
2. When you hug her, put your arms AROUND her WAIST and hold her close.
3. When you walk next to her, get as CLOSE as you can to her.
4. If she's the only one in your life, TELL HER. NOBODY can hear that too much.
5. ALWAYS let her know how much you like her, love her, think about her. She needs to hear it. 6. Give her presents and cards for no reason, SHE WILL RETURN THE FAVOR... ALWAYS. So the fact that you get pressies too should be an added incentive!
7. If she hangs up on you, CALL HER RIGHT BACK. no doubt it was your fault :P
8. ALWAYS offer to pay; if she says NO twice, then let her pay but make a deal that you get to pay next time (date offer too!).
9. KISS her lightly every chance you get.
10. Look in her eyes and KISS HER on the lips, forehead, or nose.
11. If she says she's cold, DON'T be an idiot and say "me too" and stand there; give her your jacket or just simply hold her in your arms.
12. DON'T force her to do anything she's not comfortable with. Ever.
13. Invite her to dinner or to somewhere where you can TALK, instead of the movies.
14. Try not to ask her if she's mad at you EVERY TIME you speak to her.
15. Always tell her you LOVE her ONLY if you really mean it.
16. DON'T pressure her to do anything she isn’t READY to do. When she is ready, she will let you know. She just wants everything to be more SPECIAL and PERFECT. So appreciate what she does do with you.
17. DON'T go and tell your friends anything that happens between you two, because it will hurt her and make her mad...and it will NEVER happen again.
18. CALL HER... girls love to be called or just send little text messages to them, this will make them think about you alllllll day!
Little Facts About Girls
When a GIRL is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
When a GIRL is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a GIRL looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a GIRL answers "I'm fine" after a few seconds, she is not at all fine.
When a GIRL stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a GIRL lays on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a GIRL says I love you, she means it.
When a GIRL says "i miss you", NO ONE in this world can miss you more than that...
Things To Tell A Chick
1. Tell her she is beautiful or gorgeous (not fine, or sexy).
2. Hold her hand at any moment . . . even if it's just for a second.
3. Kiss her on the forehead/neck. Just because.
4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5. When she is upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
7. Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
8. Write her notes (she loves them, no matter what she says).
9. Introduce her to family and friends . . . as your girlfriend.
10. Play with her hair.
11. Pick her up, tickle her, and play-wrestle with her.
12. Sit in the park and just talk to her.
13. Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, or just tell her jokes.
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her.
16. Give her piggyback rides.
17. Bring her flowers.
18. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when your alone.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile.
20. Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants. She wants to show you off!
21. Kiss her in the rain.
22. If your in love with her . . . tell her.
What Kisses Mean
1. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends
2. Kiss on the hand = I adore you
3. Kiss on the lips = I love you
4. Kiss on the neck = I want you
5. Look in your eyes = kiss me
6. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing
7. Playing with your hair = I can't live without you
8. Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go
25 Reasons Guys Like Girls
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end makes it all worth while
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 out side
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore", even though you know that an hour later you will be arguing about something else
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you'
18. Actually ... ! ! ! ! ! Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you"
24. The way you miss them
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.....Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound,you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.
30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like YOU to give US hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap; what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, NSYNC,98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee. 16. Just because you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, because you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. Always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh never mind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
Lots to remember? Damn straight! It ain't easy trying to figure us out :P But hey, life wasn't meant to be easy! Lol, don't worry boys, we'll be easy on you - at least for awhile.
1. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends
2. Kiss on the hand = I adore you
3. Kiss on the lips = I love you
4. Kiss on the neck = I want you
5. Look in your eyes = kiss me
6. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing
7. Playing with your hair = I can't live without you
8. Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go
25 Reasons Guys Like Girls
1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end makes it all worth while
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 out side
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore", even though you know that an hour later you will be arguing about something else
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you'
18. Actually ... ! ! ! ! ! Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you"
24. The way you miss them
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.....Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound,you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.
30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like YOU to give US hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap; what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, NSYNC,98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee. 16. Just because you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, because you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. Always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh never mind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
Lots to remember? Damn straight! It ain't easy trying to figure us out :P But hey, life wasn't meant to be easy! Lol, don't worry boys, we'll be easy on you - at least for awhile.
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