A Somewhat Disturbing Pattern...
Recent reflections on my 'love-life' (and i use the term very loosley)* show a certain trend emerging. It seems, that out of all the people that i have liked (i'm talking liked properly here, not just thought was hot), the MAJORITY of them have been called Nick! There was the guy from Sydeny whom i adored and had gorgeous long eye-lashes, the very second guy i ever liked. Then there was a certain Frankensteinian dude, with a last name good enough to eat (lol, know who i mean?). We have Mr. NickNeil, with all of his ducks, of whom i was not one. And now hot-water-polo-dude-from-my-swimming-course, who's name is, of course, Nick! These are just the Nick's that fly to mind. This emerging pattern is a source of worry. It's not like these guys have all that much in common even. Not in looks, personality, postcode, anything! So maybe it's the name... which is impossible, as i liked one of these guys even before i knew his name. And also, seeing as my BROTHER is called Nick, it is even more of a worry. (Can you imagine if i ended up with a husband, brother and possibly a child named Nick? Things would be sooo confusing!)Hmm... This is an issue that shall be filed within the recesses of my brain for future consideration, but for now, i shall leave it, in fear of pursuing the train of thought and causing serious psychological damage! The next Nick i see? DEFINATELY going to use him as a guinea-pig. If i like him? Then we have big issues to deal with. If not? Then my 'love-life' is just full of freakish coincidences... I don't know what is worse.
The future 'Mrs. Nick'...
*On the topic of my semi-non-existant love-life, the other night we were joking about my "List of Things to do before i'm 18" - which i may share with you later if i am so inclines - and GM decided that i should add 'Hook-up with four guys in one night' to it. Now, obviously, this isn't making the list. However, upon making the comment, it was met be a very unpleasing response from another in out company at the time; '...like THAT'S ever going to happen!'. Now, i, quite rightly in my opinion, took offense at that and we proceeded to jokingly slap the boy around the head for the next few minutes. However, while his comment was SO uncalled for, i actually see his point... which is rather depressing! Lol, and so ends my random anecdote, which had very little relevance to anything at all.
13 comments:
Ani, there is nothing depressing about not hooking-up with four guys in one night! It is a good thing! Girls who hook-up with that many people in one night get called a number of names that aren't nice to be called!
Be happy that you are not one of them! I know all your friends are! :-)
Lol, yea, i know that and i didn't mean that i wantd to do that - just that it was slightly depressing that he thought it wasn't POSSIBLE for me to be able to... does that make sense? :P
i love this name
i like this name
i love that 'anonymous' has decided all our friends(yes i am assuming ani's friends and my friends are the same people) are the type of girls who go around kissing 4 boys a night. how exactly does anonymous know this? and what exactly give him/her the right to judge ani's friends? i can assure my dear anonymous that the vast vast majority of ani's friends do NOT go around kissing 4 boys a night. and if they did, im sure they had a perfectly good reason. for example, they were fed one too many vodka shots at a formal after party. not that this brings back any memories...
Maybe its becase on the survey on the right yous all clicked that they hooked up wiht more than 6 ppl in one night. Are you disputing the survey!!!?
hok, let's just chill mon amies. i think anonymous just meant that my friends are glad i don't go around hooking up with four guys in a night, not that all of my friends do it instead. As for the survey, i happen to know that many a stupid person just clicks the most unlikely option so that they can make the entire thing completely useless and is basically just being a dickhead (btw, stop doing that!). So, we can dispute the survey. :P Anyhoo... hani and anon (whom i think i know who you are :P), shall we agree that my friends aren't sluts and, while hooking up with four people isn't a great thing, it would be nice to be thought of as someone who is ABLE to do so! Ok?
hehehe im sorry i didnt mean that to get all dispute-ish. but its kinda funny that it did... anyway, sorry anon and sorry ani :P didnt mean to get mad haha
i didnt mean to somehow imply that all of ani's friends were/are sluts. If i did, it was in no way intended. I just wanted to point out that not hooking up with four people is actually a good thing, even if ani would prefer it if she at least had the option to.
Btw the second anonymous to comment is not me, that was a different anonymous :-P
Again, no offence was meant. :-)
Well I did mean offense. I am now offended that you did not take offense.
And by the way it is me that clicks that I hooked up with six people, because I do regularly, and feel that I need to click that to represent how many times in a week I did. EG when I wake up, after throwing up and checking my kids are still alive I make a vote representative of what happened that night.
As a slut I am deeply offended and have reported you to the relevant authorities.
greetings to you anijane.
I allow to introduce me, i am Borat from Kazakstan. You seem to have the problems with the mens.
I am 30 year old man, i will like to ask you to come here and you be my wife.
I am very good job, i am best gypsy catcher in all Kazakstan.
You have very good life in Kazakstan with me, you can meet my other wifes and be friend with them to.
So are you a woman or boy younger then 13 then come to be my wife please.
You will love to be here with me.
We have beutiful country with beutiful weathers.
I wait for you in the mail
Dearest Borat, while i am flattered by your generous and heart-felt offer, i unfortunately must decline. You see, due to certain diplomatic immunity issues i am unable to leave the country anytime in the next sixteen years. I can't tell you anything more about why that is, or i'd have to kill you. Which i don't want to do, obviously. So, while it is my greatest desire to join you in Kazakstan as one of your wives, it just isn't possible. My heart is heavy with regret and my love for you will be as endless and unfailing as the tides. Au Revoir...
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