What If The Hokey-Pokey IS What It's All About?!?

Strike Fear Into Man...

Has it ever occured to you that the 'Hokey-Pokey' isn't just a little dance you did when you're a child, but rather a subliminal message passed down through the ages which was an attempt to warn us of the meaningless of life... but failed dismally, becoming a mere children's song, involving a series of moves not to be attempted by the un-co-ordinated 4yr-old? A scary thought... but an entirely plausible one. *shudder* Can you imagine it? All this time, we're been putting our left-feet in, taking them out, putting them in, shaking them about, then doing the Hokey-Pokie and turning arund, thinking we were merely doing a riduculous dance, when we were actually re-enacting a serious message from the past... creepy.

I don't even want to think about the message behind the Chicken Dance...

While on the topic of the meaning of life, a few of us dismally-minded year 12's came to the conclusion that life should be optional. No, i don't mean we debated suicide or euthanasia, but a more humane(?) approach. We decided that, a moment before birth, one should be offered a form with two boxes;
To live, tick here.
To do something else, tick here.
If you decided to do something else, please specify in the space provided below:
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...Or something of a like nature. What say you? Are you in agreement that it would be a lovely easy out clause? Not that we'd have to take it, but it'd be nice to have the option!

Hmmm... well, there's something to consider anyway. Chew on that.
Signing Out