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How To Score Your Very Own McDreamys...

Every girl has one... or two... some girls have a few dozen. But either way, there's always that ONE guy, the one at the top of the tree, totally unreachable... or so you thought. Since i've started my little bloggie, i've been inundated with all the ways you girls catch those McDreamys. So, here they all are, tried and tested (well, most of them), for you to use against that forbidden fruit.

1) An oldie, but a goodie - MAKE HIM JEALOUS. Sound simple? Not really... not only do you have to find a guy who is interesting enough to keep some of your attention while you flirt like hell and hope your McDreamy is watching, but he has to be nice/cute/funny enough to actually distract you properly - there's no good in trying to pull the jealousy card if you stop and talk to McDreamy every time he rocks over, with his smug little smile, as if he knows exactly what you're up to. If you're going to do it, put your mind to it! Nothing so bad as a job half done. Having trouble finding such a stand-in guy? Well, for $5, you can rent your very own hobo, found on many a street corner (just to clarify, i'm not being mean - tis a bri&ani joke). A well timed flirt, preferably two-way, will, with any luck, lead to McDreamy begging for your attention - - - nothing a guy wants more than something he can't have :P

2) This is the one that gets reccommended by the grandmothers... and the girls who spend too much time with their grandmothers... You've got to 'treat-em-mean to keep-em-keen'. Well, this is definately easier said than done - have you ever tried to ignore a guy that is your very own McDreamy? Let alone be MEAN to him! You've got to be kidding... but, apparently, at least back in the Dark Ages, it was rather effective... i guess the whole 'wanting something you can't have' has always been around.

3) This one's definately a more 21st Century approach - better known as the 'just-lock-us-in-a-small-dark-room-with-some-alcohol' approach. This is pretty self-explanatory; the small, dark room means that a close proximity is guaranteed and the alcohol means you're both more likely to take advantage of the situation. Perfect. Simple (once you figure out how to get locked in the room in the first place...). Only catch? If it doesn't work, you'll be left wondering why it didn't - aren't you good enough, even when he's smashed?... sorry to plant the seeds of doubt!

4) Reality impaired? Then try this; next time you're off in your little fantasy world where you two are living happily-ever-after, get someone to push him in with you and lock the imagination-door behind him, eating the key for good measure. Ta-da! A now-happy couple, albeit in a dream-world... which i guess is kind of apt for a McDreamy, hey...

5) For those of you who have tried everything, or are simply on the look-out for a more novel approach, this is for you; the inter-continental way to score your McDreamy. We arrange for McDreamy to be sent to Antartica, where there is no chance of him picking up - and when he makes his return, you have a lovely, HOT bf and he'll realise exactly what he missed out on while he was of frolicking with the penguins - hopefully then going off to dream up an elaborate plan to win you for himself :P

RELATED QUOTE: "I'LL get the hot dude, YOU'LL get the penguins! That'll teach YOU not to get jealous like you're supposed to!!!"

Think you'll give any of these daring suggestions a shot? Well, if they're any good, let me know and i might be tempted to give them a try too - i'm only interested in success stories mind you!

Over-and-Out!

Annie