Ten Top Trivia Tips about ...Betty!
1) If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Betty.
2) A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Betty can not.
3) If you put a drop of liquor on Betty, she will go mad and sting herself to death!
4) The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten Betty.
5) Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Betty.
6) The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Betty.
7) The horns of Betty are made entirely from hair.
8) Betty is the world's largest rodent.
9) Betty is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field!
10) It is bad luck to walk under Betty.
(obviosuly, insert a mate's name and you'll amuse yourself :P thanks al!)
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whaaaat??
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