Friday, March 13, 2009

What I Learnt Today

In the course of my day off, when i was supposed to be studying, i consumed far too much food, didn't do too much work, watched a few seasons of Friends and learned that the habit i have of peeling the labels of bottles has apparently been widely misinterpreted.

Here's what i learned from Urban Dictionary (it's as good as Wikipedia!)...

1. Signals of Sexual Frustration 95 up, 19 down love ithate it

The various signals one sends off, whether it be consiously or subconsiously, when they are sexually repressed. Some signals of sexual frustration may include: frequent moodiness, over-eating, being easily excited, trouble paying attention, etc...
"The way her eyes kept wandering from my face to my package, were a good signal that she was sexually frustrated."
2. Signals of Sexual Frustration 73 up, 26 down love ithate it

Body language, habits, or actions a person acts out that indicate that he or she is experiencing sexual frustration. This frustration is most likely caused by a lack of recent sexual intercourse, and may be magnified if the sufferer has a new object of affection. Specific signals include peeling labels off of beer bottles and chewing ice cubes.
The ladies can see Larry a mile away - he's peeled all the labels off his beer bottles.

3. Signals of Sexual Frustration 40 up, 25 down love ithate it

intensified and overly anxious actions caused by a lack of sex
Mary's constant bitchiness are signals of sexual frustration


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