South Australia: It's Heaps Good

You have been to the east end exchange at least once and you were under 18.

You have been to glenelg and got extremely sunburnt

Gone to the Grand sunburnt!

You have walked around Victor Harbour drunk

You have walked down Rundle Mall .... Drunk!

You know what fritz is

You call people Minda's

You say Plaaaant not pleeeent

You have been to a movie marathon at Marion megaplex

You go out to the same place EVERY saturday night

You have the same friends from high school

You cant go out without seeing someone you know... even if you have never been to that particular place before (even though you rarely venture from your old favourite)

You really miss the old sizzler cheese bread

You like ugg boots not moccies

You have a very strong opinion on Lleyton Hewitt

You have been to one of the following lookouts (stirling, mt lofty, penfolds rd, sunnyside rd, eagle on the hill)

You know who stormy summers is

You love cold rock ice cream and if you dont you love cibos instead

You know what fruchocs are!

You pour Farmer's Union Iced Coffee on your breakfast cereal.

You proudly admit your love of the Fritz Sandwich.

Your wedding cake was made entirely of Balfours Frog Cakes.

You're so caring and sharing that you have the urge to adopt other state's cities as you own. (Come 'ere Broken Hill, let's hug.)

You will never forgive Melbourne for stealing our Grand Prix. Never.

You know how 'dance', 'pool', 'castle' and 'graph' are SUPPOSED to be pronounced.

You get offended when people from Western Australia call SA part of the "East Coast".

You insist on calling AAMI Stadium, "Footy Park".

You say a Pie Floater tastes great just to maintain your street cred.

You consider Coopers to be a food group.

Your timezone isn't good enough for us.

While half of our state is uninhabitable, you know that it's still the greatest.

You think the 'Tiser has no journalistic integrity whatsoever.... and yet you still read it every day.

Don't believe the rumours. I live in South Australia and have never been murdered once.

You vote for Mike Rann in every state election, mainly because you can't remember the other guy's name.

You know there's more than one way to have a good time in Hindley Street.

Your favourite bands include Wolf & Cub, The Hilltop Hoods and The Superjesus.

One word: Haighs.

Another word: Fruchocs

The Barossa is for Lovers.

You know that Victor Harbor is the only place to be for Schoolies.

France imports our wine. How 'bout them apples?

You forgave the Chappells for the 1981 Underarm Incident purely out of South Australian patriotism.

Where else would you find places with names like 'Bruce', "Gluepot' and 'Iron Knob'?

So which is it? Crows or Port?

How many of the other states have a peninsula shaped like a leg?

You know the people out on the Torrens are either tourists or rowers. No one else would go near that water.

You think the Festival Centre is a wonder of modern architecture.

Despite all our faults, at least South Australia wasn't built by convicts.