Friends Forever

Friend or Foe?

If i noticed anything at schoolies it was who my better friends were. When i was off on my own or ever so slightly tipsy or upset about something or estatic about something else or whatever, the people that hung around or called to say 'hi' were the ones who made their mark. These were the girls who i'll see next year and who i know care enough about me to bother. Thanks guys!

On the other hand, there are all of the girls who aren't quite so successful in their bids for friendship. These are the girls who ring you up to laugh at you for being drunk/hungover, who call and say they'll meet you but never show up, who don't talk to you all weekend except when they want to see if you hooked up with anyone/tell you about everyone they hooked up with, who pretend to be drunk when they're sober just to be cool, who diss what you're wearing to feel better or who make you feel *this* big, just for their own benefit.

In a situation like schoolies where there are people everywhere and there is no reason to stick with one's own group you can easily see who's going to stick around for the long haul, through thick and thin and all that jazz. Girls (and the occassional dude i suppose), you know who you are, i totally adore you for being so great. See you soon!

FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.

REAl FRiENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MUM.

FAKE FRiENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up .... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAl FRiENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAl FRiENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRiENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.

REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.

REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."

FAKE FRiENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.

REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.

XXX