Oh.My.Goodness.

Have You Been, Or Will You Ever Be, As Embarrassed As Me?!?!?!?!?

I highly doubt it, but if you can prove me wrong, you have my sincerest pities (is that a word?). You see, as those of you who know me can no doubt tell you, u have MORE THAN MY FAIR SHARE of embarassing moments... -think Alexis, the time i stacked it down the stairs in assembly and landed flat on my face infront of everyone, the time i 'ran' away from Nick NickNeil, that cupboard moment not so long ago, every time i open my mouth and say something retarded (which is veeery often), how often i trip over my own feet, my 'west side' dancing, when i had to be the Angel Gabriel in the kids christmas concert and was DOUBLE THE HEIGHT of every last one, when i fell up the stairs in the movies and everyone saw, when i yelled at a guy in my sleep...who was sitting next to me... in a room full of people watching a movie... when i send stupid txt messages, when i had to wear a box two years running at TOM nationals... blah blah blah... Ok, i'm slightly disturbed by the huge list i could run off in seconds there. They're only the first things that come to mind! Ohh dear... i'm sure you guys can think of millions more... *sobs*

Ok, but i'm not going to think about that! Or tell you any more embarrassing moments of mine, at least not now :P Well, except for this one, because it's the one that actually prompted me to write this in the first place so...

Right, well, if you've read any of my other posts (and you damn well better have!!) then you'll probably figure out that i like this guy i know rather a lot :P Anyway, well, he's a guy i know. Now, when i first liked him, SOMEONE (someone eviiiilllll) told everyone else. Well, ok, not him and not lots of other people, but still, LOTS of people knew. Lots of people laughed. You know how it is. Anyway, time passed. I thought that people had forgotten! Yay! Well, it wasn't that far fetched! I could acutally pull a sentence together now and could stay standing when he entered a room and was able not to hit or hate and female that came into contact with him that wasn't me :P I figured maybe MAYBE people thought i had moved on. Apparently not...

Now, quickly, i've just got to say this. With all the mentions about him, if this guy ever finds this blog and has even a single brain-cell, i'd say that he's going to figure out that it's him. ---If you're reading this, DON'T FREAK OUT, ok? Breathe. In... Out... It's not that bad, i promise :P You've never noticed before (as far as i know) so it really isn't an issue!

But back to my tale of evil. I was walking home with a bud tonight, talking about a fundraiser we're having - a silent auction. She'd suggested to the guy who was running it that they auction off a date with THE guy. He'd asked who on earth would buy it... then stopped, thought and said; 'oh, i guess Annabel would'. Yes. HE knew. And he is (no offense, he's a lovely dude) totally oblivious - although now i'm thinking he's perhaps more cluey than i though?! A regular Bubble Boy (ok, you really gotta read my back blogs)! So... if he knows... then i am told that there were at least five other people in the room at the time. All adults. All gossips. All friends of the guy. All now going to give me 'that' look. You know the one. Can you believe it?!? It doesn't help that my bud also told all of his mates who think (i think) that i am hilarious and pitiful and feel sorry for me. Oh, it's fun being me. I swear, this place has the biggest number of gossips in the southern hemisphere. Hey, do you reckon gossip is a sin? I could work with that...

So, that's my latest tale of mortification. Terribly written but as it only was made known to me this afternoon, i am still slightly flustered by the fact that EVERYONE knows how much i like this guy and have liked him for awhile now... and have made NO progress there... NO in capitals. NO progress... So EVERYONE knows, except THE guy... who i am starting to think may be slightly slow? Who knows. If he read this blog it'd set him straight... don't know if that's a good or a bad thing tho!

Lol, ok, i am no longer making even the slightest sense, i'm just thinking (not aloud... technilogically?). So i'm going to go! I'll keep you posted on my embarrasing tales and on THE guy :P

Sleep Well... i doubt i will!!!

Annie

xoxo