Monday, July 31, 2006

Ok... So There Actually Is No Point To This...

Random Morsels of Crap I Feel Like Sharing...

"You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!" - the crazy divorcee in 'Wedding Crashers
Ok, i like this line and see it's merits in everyday conversations - or arguments :P It confuses people enough that they have to stop and think! Therefore allowing you to escape with the last word at the very least. Perfect.

"Grief is the world's most natural aphrodisiac..." - creepy Chaz, 'Wedding Crashers'
I like this, it's amusing... also very morbid... Now, i could encourage you to go out there and crsh funerals if you really need a girl - or a guy, whatever - however, if you plan to do that, i would also suggest you seek our a good therapist because that kind of behaviour indicates that you need one. How about putting your time into finding a more constructive and less immoral way to get a date? Think about it...

"You're not going to do the girl thing, are you? Act happy on the outside and be pouting on the outside?" -Glenn, the sleazy dude in 'Wedding Singer'
Lol, for somebody so sleazy and retarded, i've got to hand it to the guy - he's got chicks sussed. This is EXACTLY what we do!! So guys, don't think that just because it's a movie, it's all made up! Watch for this kind of behavious - if you pick up on it, maaasssiiiivvveeee brownie points to you :P Why do we do that anyway? It's not like guys attempt to be polite and accomodating by hiding their feelings. We really should try the honesty thing... although i suppose if we all did it, it'd be kind of hard to take, hey!

Doctor: "We'll have to assess the patient to discover her survivability."
Now. Does it worry you as much as it does me that this doctor-dude uesd this sentence? And they make med so hard to get into too... i worry about the Australian Entrance System if this is what's getting through!!!

"There's no point in changing horses mid-stream in a war against bats."
Painfully obscure pop cultural reference. There was a Saturday Night Live a few years back that Ben Stiller hosted. They had this wacky bit where Stiller and Tim Meadows were small-town politicians in a series of dueling campaign ads. They're running for mayor of a town that is under siege by giant bats. The commercials become progressively more extreme, with the candidates advocating solutions to the bat problem such as soldier monkeys, erupting a volcano under the bat cave, and getting larger and more agressive bats to eat the giant bats. One of the candidates' slogans is "Don't change horses midstream in the war against the bats." So that's the reference.
-- Lol, i got this dear little quotie off a random blog, along with it's explanation... http://daveslongbox.blogspot.com

So, tada! There are my random quotie things from my weekend and today :P Thought i'd share.

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